WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could flip a lid any secon